Hannah Gadsby

A lot of people have told me they have mothers like my mother. I seriously doubt it.

A lot of people are intimated by art, but it's something to be revered beyond criticism.

I've walked away in the middle of a conversation and had no idea that was wrong until someone told me I was being rude.

I think celebrities suck.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.