H. L. Mencken

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.

I really think the most important thing I do is to protect the dignity and the integrity of the Office of the Surgeon General.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

I never go back and listen to the recorded document. The thrill comes when the balance can be attained. Everyone in the room can have a shared, communal rock experience.