When I was in college, I would go out, and I would go to these open mic nights at Stitches and Nick's Comedy Stop, so I was going to classes during the day, and then at night, I would be signing up on the lists. Greg Fitzsimmons classcollegecomedy share on social
That is the thing about being a writer; your subject matter may not stay your subject matter if you break their trust by revealing personal and editorialized information about them. Greg Fitzsimmons breakeditorializeinformation Change image and share on social
Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I'm in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement! Greg Fitzsimmons americaamericanboston share on social
I feel life is to be lived. You want to spend your time doing things and being with friends and all that. Greg Fitzsimmons feelfriendlife Change image and share on social
I don't gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in town last time I was there. I'll have lunch with George Wallace. I just look in the Weekly calendar and see who's performing, and inevitably, we all meet up late night at one of the casinos. Jesus, I sound boring. Greg Fitzsimmons anymoreborecalendar share on social
When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out there for four days. Greg Fitzsimmons barbarabigcamp share on social
There's so many ways to do stand up, and I think for awhile, people weren't really maximizing the freedom of it. Greg Fitzsimmons awhilefreedommaximize Change image and share on social
My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of 'Good Day New York,' and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years. Greg Fitzsimmons broadcasterdadday share on social
Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me. Greg Fitzsimmons biteboredrive Change image and share on social
What is most difficult is when the large part of me that is a narcissist grows weary and is overtaken by the self-loathing part that always lurks in the shadows waiting for an opportunity to shine. Greg Fitzsimmons difficultgrowlarge Change image and share on social