Glenn Beck

When did it become a problem to be a small businessman and become successful? The small businessman - like my father, or like me?

Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement.

I'm not interested in breaking news. I'm interested in telling the story of what's going on and then trying to figure it out.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I find Shakespeare terrifying. When Simon Russell Beale does a speech, I understand every word of it, but if I did the same speech, people would be going, 'Huh? What?'