Gina Barreca

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.

My cat is older than many fashion models. I won't even discuss the fact that she also weighs more.

Two things I do for maintenance: I get a manicure once a month, and I see my therapist about every six weeks. I am happy to report that, at this point, my nails crack more often than I do.

Buddha means awareness, the awareness of body and mind that prevents evil from arising in either.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

If I ever had to be on an amusement park ride, I probably wouldn't get on one; I'm not a very adventurous person!