Gilbert K. Chesterton

The mere brute pleasure of reading the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

The greenhorn is the ultimate victor in everything; it is he that gets the most out of life.

Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

Secrecy is the chastity of friendship.

Every time I see a film about Joan of Arc I'm convinced she'll get away with it. It's the only way to get through life.