Gerald R. Ford

Tell the truth, work hard, and come to dinner on time.

I am acutely aware that you have not elected me as your President by your ballots, so I ask you to confirm me with your prayers.

Teddy Roosevelt... once said, 'Speak softly and carry a big stick.' Jimmy Carter wants to speak loudly and carry a fly swatter.

Man is a living duty, a depository of powers that he must not leave in a brute state. Man is a wing.

When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.