George W. Bush

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.

I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.