George Lindsey

It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff.

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

I see these guys, they throw a guy into the ropes and they do a back flip and then clothesline the guy and it looks stupid. Why don't you just clothesline the guy?

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.