I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. George Jean Nathan coalfallgirl Change image and share on social
So long as there is one pretty girl left on the stage, the professional undertakers may hold up their burial of the theater. George Jean Nathan burialgirlhold Change image and share on social
A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. George Jean Nathan companydeepdrowsy Change image and share on social
The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth. George Jean Nathan comedianlaughmouth Change image and share on social
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost. George Jean Nathan directionfindforemost Change image and share on social
It is only the cynicism that is born of success that is penetrating and valid. George Jean Nathan bearcynicismpenetrate Change image and share on social
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched. George Jean Nathan clenchfistman Change image and share on social
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness. George Jean Nathan artgreatirrational Change image and share on social
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination. George Jean Nathan artimaginationlegislature Change image and share on social
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. George Jean Nathan cosmeticgrowhumor Change image and share on social