George Farquhar

Necessity, the mother of invention.

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.

Grant me some wild expressions, Heavens, or I shall burst.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

My idea of childcare at festivals is to sit at a trestle table with an ale while the kids run around and make up their own games.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.