Geoffrey Beene

The greatest concubines in history knew that everything revealed with nothing concealed is a bore.

The influence of Paris, for instance, is now minimal. Yet a lot is written about Paris fashion.

A woman should be less concerned about Paris and more concerned about whether the dress she's about to buy relates to the way she lives.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

A 'live' show is either alive or not. Free speech is free or it is not. Viewers are free to use their remote or TiVo. Parents are responsible or they are not.