Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. Garry Shandling comedydefensemechanism Change image and share on social
It takes me so long to get tired of a man. It's women that are the problem. Don't get me wrong. I think men have their problems just as much as women. Garry Shandling longmanproblem Change image and share on social
There's a good chance that if you're talking to me when I'm snoring, it means I'm bored. Garry Shandling borechancegood Change image and share on social
Everyone at a party is uncomfortable. Knowing that makes me more comfortable. Garry Shandling comfortableknowmake Change image and share on social
I keep my scrapbooks in the car. When I come to a stoplight, I start looking through my past. Sometimes I wish the red lights were longer. Garry Shandling carlightlong Change image and share on social
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad. Garry Shandling badconvincehave share on social
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders. Garry Shandling burnettcarolfunny Change image and share on social
I don't know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with - if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at the TV while my mother was speaking to him - I think that's a man's way of tuning out. Garry Shandling fascinatefatherjudge share on social
I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David. Garry Shandling curbdavidenthusiasm Change image and share on social
My second or third year in the engineering department, I got very frustrated, and I sat down with myself and had a soul-searching conversation with myself and said, 'What I'd really like to do is see if I can write comedy.' ... I moved to L.A. stone cold. Didn't know anybody; didn't know how to go about it. Really started from scratch. Garry Shandling coldcomedyconversation share on social