Fuzzy Zoeller

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

Every shot makes someone happy.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.