It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Jimmy Kimmel buydrunkenfunny share on social
Honestly, I like someone who is really grounded, super sweet, honest. I need them to have a sense of humor. I need them to laugh at what's funny, I need them to get jokes and be funny and be witty and sarcastic. Casper Smart funnygroundhonest share on social
The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny. Rachel Kushner artcharacterdimension Change image and share on social
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy. Bill Engvall funnyguymeet Change image and share on social
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role. Bill Engvall actcostnerdramatic Change image and share on social
When I'm with my friends I'm funny, but I don't feel like I'm a funny clown. Nora Dunn clownfeelfriend Change image and share on social
It's funny - if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea it's them. Tracey Ullman funnyideaimpersonate Change image and share on social
It's funny how we 'do' Christmas. Christmas is not something that we do, it is something that was done. It celebrates the long awaited arrival of the Messiah, Jesus Christ. We had nothing to do with it, but what we can do is praise God for the coming of the Lord, who washed away the sins of the world by dying on the cross. Monica Johnson arrivalawaitcelebrate share on social
A dear friend of my early childhood has worked as an anthropologist in Papua New Guinea for much of her life, and from the tiny island where her main work has been focused, she has brought me many funny and beautiful stories over the years. Michael Leunig anthropologistbeautifulbring share on social
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park. Jake Gyllenhaal coffeedogfind Change image and share on social