A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw dependgovernmentpaul Change image and share on social
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny. Chris Messina findfunnything Change image and share on social
Don't write us off. Nobody thought we'd win the World Series in 2005, but we did. There are years when we think we're great, and we're bad. I mean, the funny thing about this game is that you can't figure it out. Jerry Reinsdorf badfigurefunny share on social
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz daydreadphilosophy Change image and share on social
'A Bug's Life' is a really funny movie and the characters have such different personalities. The movie is happy and then gets really sad and I'm like, W'hoa, I'm feeling this way and this movie is about bugs!' Booboo Stewart bugcharacterfelt share on social
The funny thing is that when you have any form of presentation to your band, meaning you have the foresight to see outside of your creativity, you have a bigger vision. Nikki Sixx bandbigcreativity Change image and share on social
I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen. Robin Yount budcallcare share on social
I just try to keep it fresh without sacrificing funny. Ron White freshfunnysacrifice Change image and share on social
You get to the end of something, you're laughing, you're like, 'That's funny, and that's funny,' and then you get to the end, and the credits come down, and you're like, 'That's it?! That's the whole thing?! You had me here for that?!' I just don't want to do that. Mike Birbiglia creditendfunny share on social