Well, life is dark, isn't it? Mostly, it's dreadful. At the same time, death is funny too. I mean, look at the fuss we make of it. Upamanyu Chatterjee darkdeathdreadful Change image and share on social
I did feel funny about being fair and having red hair and freckles. I did not like that because I grew up in a neighbourhood where no one had red hair. I felt very conspicuous but not in a nice way. Patti Scialfa conspicuousfairfeel Change image and share on social
'Saturday Night Live' is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, 'Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren't I funny?' - that just wasn't my instinct. Chris Parnell beastcelebratefunny share on social
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. Denis Leary funnyteach Change image and share on social
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier. Howard Nemerov easyiambicpentamete Change image and share on social
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else. Gene Wilder camerafunnygilda Change image and share on social
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. Rutina Wesley bauerfacefunny Change image and share on social
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. Malin Akerman awfulfallfunny Change image and share on social
It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Babe must have been waiting for me to get the ball up a little so he could get his bat under it. Carl Hubbell afterwardbabeball Change image and share on social
