A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
There's nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off. Douglas Coupland cheapcurefunny Change image and share on social
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. Steve Coogan findfunnyhalve Change image and share on social
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Francesca Annis botherfunnyhave Change image and share on social
This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!' Jane Pauley boscocoondesk share on social
When you're working with a big star, you always wonder what it's going to be like. Hugh Jackman puts you at ease within 10 minutes. He has such a wonderful energy and is so generous when you're doing a scene. He's just so funny and friendly and playful - he instantly becomes your friend. Cush Jumbo bigeaseenergy share on social
There is something irresistibly funny about a funeral. More basically, I think the point is that beyond the deepest tragedy, there is laughter. Even in the midst of tragedy, there is always the possibility for it. Del Close basicallydeepfuneral share on social
Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience. Burt Ward audiencebusinesschild Change image and share on social
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Hedy Lamarr girlglamorousstand Change image and share on social
I'm somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. Natasha Lyonne addressbelievecondition Change image and share on social