If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes amuse idiot laugh
There is only one real failure in life that is possible, and that is, not to be true to the best one knows. Frederic William Farrar failurelifereal Change image and share on social
For although Claudius had been accused of gambling and drunkenness, not only were no worse sins laid to his charge, but he had successfully established some claim to being considered a learned man. Frederic William Farrar accusebadlycharge Change image and share on social
But in the life of every man there are influences of a far more real and penetrating character than those which come through the medium of schools or teachers. Frederic William Farrar characterinfluencelife Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond. Ken Follett amusebondcigarette Change image and share on social
God looks after children, animals and idiots. Lou Holtz animalchildgod Change image and share on social