Franz Kafka

I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.

Test yourself on mankind. It is something that makes the doubter doubt, the believer believe.

The history of mankind is the instant between two strides taken by a traveler.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

I tread in the footsteps of illustrious men... in receiving from the people the sacred trust confided to my illustrious predecessor.

There's some pictures of me playing hollow bodies, but I never last long. I always come back to the acoustic.