Franklin P. Jones

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature.

I like to catch fish and release them. I probably haven't killed a fish that I've caught in sport fishing for 20 years. No reason to kill it. You know, just take it and release it.