Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. Frank Zappa branchentertainmentindustry Change image and share on social
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia. Frank Zappa endfireice Change image and share on social
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. Frank Zappa billborebunch Change image and share on social
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. Frank Zappa hydrogenlifelong Change image and share on social
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds. Frank Zappa agreechangefavorite Change image and share on social
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library. Frank Zappa collegeeducationlay Change image and share on social
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. Frank Zappa airassistancecomposer Change image and share on social
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird. Frank Zappa callpeopleset Change image and share on social
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. Frank Zappa communismpeoplestuff Change image and share on social
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence. Frank Zappa believeexistencefact Change image and share on social
