Frank Zappa

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

I skated in ice shows all over Europe and South Africa for 20 years. I love to ice skate.

If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not.