Frank Lampard

Nobody expects a footballer to have any kind of an IQ, which is a bit of an unfair stereotype.

I was always pretty good at school, but a lot of it was memorising, maybe cheating off your mates, stuff that gets you through.

I'm like everyone else: I want to play every game, but it's not possible.

If the guys on the bench were as good as the guys you have out there, they'd be out there in first place.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter.