Finley Peter Dunne

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.

A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

There has always been a tendency to classify children almost as a distinct species.

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?