Fernando Torres

You have to know what club you are playing for, or you just play for yourself. Every time I put on a Liverpool shirt, I know it is more than just a football game.

The Champions League is a big ambition, and all the footballers want to play in it; it is a very important competition.

My baby will be growing up in Liverpool, so we have another Scouser.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.