Fatty Arbuckle

How did I become a star? I don't know how it happened. When I look at my old pictures, I can't tell how it happened!

I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair.

I don't believe there is any finer mission on Earth than just to make people laugh.

We can safely abandon the doctrine of the eighties, namely that the rich were not working because they had too little money, the poor because they had much.

When you gain 50 pounds during pregnancy like I did, you fear that you'll never get back in shape.

If you can change three lives in 10, three lives in a hundred, that's got to be good, hasn't it?