Fannie Flagg

In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia.

Remember if people talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead!

Yes, I suffer terribly from depression. I have to work at being happy, it's not my natural instinct. My natural instinct is, if something wonderful happens, to throw water in my own face.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.