Evelyn Waugh

I put the words down and push them a bit.

Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.

Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.

Englishmen have always loved Moliere.

You have the Roman Catholic Church, the Church of England, the Presbyterians, the Wesleyans, represented in each school, and they are each to take alternate days.