A husband is like a fire - he goes out when unattended. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fire husband unattended
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. Evan Esar houseworknoticewoman Change image and share on social
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. Evan Esar definitionfactfigure Change image and share on social
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. Evan Esar disappointmenthopetoday Change image and share on social
My husband and I click wedding rings sometimes and say, 'By the power of the Castle of Greyskull!' Tamora Pierce castleclickgreyskull Change image and share on social
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. Zsa Zsa Gabor firehusbandunattended Change image and share on social
If my house was on fire, I can't compromise about which part of the house I'm going to save. You save the whole house or it will all burn down. We either save this country or we do not. Marco Rubio burncompromisecountry Change image and share on social