Euny Hong

As the saying goes, even a broken clock is right twice a day; that doesn't mean you should run out and buy one.

Assimilation, not success, is the American end game.

You can call double-eyelid surgery wrong or see it as evidence of body dysmorphia, but don't overplay the race issue. It's insulting to those of us who are merely vain.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.