Euny Hong

As the saying goes, even a broken clock is right twice a day; that doesn't mean you should run out and buy one.

Assimilation, not success, is the American end game.

You can call double-eyelid surgery wrong or see it as evidence of body dysmorphia, but don't overplay the race issue. It's insulting to those of us who are merely vain.

One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.