Euny Hong

As the saying goes, even a broken clock is right twice a day; that doesn't mean you should run out and buy one.

Assimilation, not success, is the American end game.

You can call double-eyelid surgery wrong or see it as evidence of body dysmorphia, but don't overplay the race issue. It's insulting to those of us who are merely vain.

Once a week, I spend a day luxuriating in bed. I like staying in my house, pottering around, and maybe cooking or just laying around reading. I love doing yoga and transcendental meditation.

I am not one of those people who will ever be comfortable mocking or making caricatures of the stereotypes attached to any community.