Ernie Banks

People ask me a lot about the values I got from playing for the Cubs for so many years. The value I got out of it was patience. A lot of people these days are not very patient.

You must try to generate happiness within yourself. If you aren't happy in one place, chances are you won't be happy anyplace.

I own stock, and I also insure my car with Geico.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

The federal debt in this country is principally of Republican design.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.