Eric Wareheim

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

L.A. malls are so different than a 'mall' mall like we probably all grew up with that had a food court and the sword shop, the yo-yo kiosk.

When I was 15, I wore combat boots with a fluorescent Columbia ski jacket. I was trying to find myself.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

The blessing that this film business has given me is that when I walk into a school I automatically have everyone's attention. They want to hear what the guy from 'Con Air' and 'Desperado' has to say.