Eric Idle

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

I love my family, my wife, my kids, my dogs, my home, my life. I am a very happy and contented man.

At least in America, you have freedom of speech, which is a good thing. It's just a question of whether you're allowed to use it on 'Fox News'.

After ten years of word processing, I can't even do hand writing anymore.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.