Eric Bristow

Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.

All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing darts.

Any sport where people earn a lot of money you are going to get groupies.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

If the Russian nuclear arsenal was fired at the United States and other targets, and we fired back at them with thousands of nuclear weapons, it would be the end of life on earth.

I am a big one for subtlety and empathy. My dad was softly spoken and didn't carry his honours and accomplishments for everyone to see.