To say that I am organized is an understatement, but my car tells a different story. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes car organize story
I'm very self-conscious having my picture taken, so I clown around. My driver's license photo looks like a blonde Elvis. Emily Procter blondeclownconscious Change image and share on social
As comfortable as I was with my adoption, the nature-versus-nurture question has been a big one for me. I adore my parents, but I always wondered if I would feel a different kind of love-not more or less, just different-for someone who was biologically related. Emily Procter adoptionadorebig share on social
I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do try to think before I eat. The first cookie? Definitely! But I try to think about if I really want to do the extra sit-ups before I eat the second one. Emily Procter babybearcookie share on social
Government, in the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no public opinion, there is likely to be bad government. Mackenzie King analysisbadgovernment Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social