Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished. Elsa Maxwell finishjoinleave Change image and share on social
I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate. Elsa Maxwell dislikeequivalenthate Change image and share on social
A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you. Elsa Maxwell bearboreclean Change image and share on social
Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished. Elsa Maxwell existencefinishjoin Change image and share on social
Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity. Elsa Maxwell avocationcarddue Change image and share on social
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores. Elsa Maxwell admitbankbore Change image and share on social
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird. Elsa Maxwell backwarddinnergoodness Change image and share on social
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband. Elsa Maxwell choosecontentfriend Change image and share on social
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking. Elsa Maxwell borecemeterymental Change image and share on social
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life. Elsa Maxwell deliberatelydishenemy Change image and share on social
