Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. Ellie Kemper amazestarestop Change image and share on social
I like healthful foods, but I'm from the Midwest, so I like food that's been around longer. Ellie Kemper foodhealthfullong Change image and share on social
I've participated in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon a couple of times, but only in the running portion. Ellie Kemper couplehavemalibu Change image and share on social
If I don't do some sort of exercise in a day, I do get in a terrible mood. That's always been true. Ellie Kemper dayexercisemood Change image and share on social
I wrote comedy sketches in college. Ellie Kemper collegecomedysketch Change image and share on social
A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them. Ellie Kemper beardbenedictdevote share on social
When you start feeling the baby kick, you realize there's a person inside, and that pregnancy is very different from having a person you're responsible for for the rest of your life. I don't know what I'm doing, but then I have to remind myself no parent does, right? Ellie Kemper babyfeltinside share on social
I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing. Ellie Kemper performpleasurewrite Change image and share on social
I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. Ellie Kemper amazehostjob Change image and share on social
I am fully anticipating that something - perhaps many things - will not go according to plan on our actual wedding day. If some of the flowers are wilted, or there aren't enough vegetarian meals, or the priest calls me the wrong name, I will embrace these errors. Ellie Kemper actualanticipatecall share on social