Top 50 Quotes by Ellie Kemper

About Ellie Kemper

These are some quotes by American author Ellie Kemper Actress, who was born on May 2, 1980.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

I wrote comedy sketches in college.

Ellie Kemper

A man's face is not a rich person's lawn; you are wasting resources if you devote that much energy to trimming your beard, sideburns, or mustache just so. Nor is a man's face the woods; there need not be the tangled weeds, shrubbery, and wildlife/eggs benedict that get ensnared in them.

Ellie Kemper

Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.

Yes, some women are funny. No, some women aren't funny. It's similar to how some women are tall and, you know, some women are short.

Ellie Kemper

A lot of people ask, 'What's the best advice Tina Fey's given you?' But she doesn't, like, go about doling out advice - like, 'I've got another tip for you!'

A lot of people ask, 'What's the best advice Tina Fey's given you?' But she doesn't, like, go about doling out advice - like, 'I've got another tip for you!'

Ellie Kemper

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.

Ellie Kemper

For a few months, I'd have a green juice every day, but one day, I realized I'd rather eat those ingredients than drink them.

For a few months, I'd have a green juice every day, but one day, I realized I'd rather eat those ingredients than drink them.

Ellie Kemper

'Kimmy' first and foremost is a show about a woman overcoming the odds. I think that they write the show in a way that you're not beaten over the head with it, but showing and not telling. I think that's really powerful.

Ellie Kemper

I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them.

I have found I'm leaning toward more vibrant colors because I'm so happy in them.

Ellie Kemper

There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny.

Ellie Kemper

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.

Ellie Kemper

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