Elizabeth Joan Smith

No woman has an abortion for fun.

It's just so hard sometimes to work out where people stand on these things. I mean, isn't the Pope a feminist?

When religious leaders get involved in elections, it is usually with a reactionary social agenda.

Cheapness is a great virtue.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

The Gulf of Mexico, they believe, is a huge asteroid. That was an impact zone, you know that? Yeah, for that big a thing to actually hit our globe, it would have had to adjusted the spin, the axis.