I'm pretty equal opportunity when it comes to issues to joke about. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes equal issue joke
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler divorcehavemarry Change image and share on social
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler aislemixnotice Change image and share on social
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.' Elayne Boosler bikeboatbox share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules. Eric Schneiderman definitionequalfair Change image and share on social
It got to the point where most of my time went toward writing novels. I would still occasionally write short stories, but only when I was commissioned by an editor to write for a themed anthology or special issue. Tim Pratt anthologycommissioneditor share on social
