I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes club jackie mason
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler divorcehavemarry Change image and share on social
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler aislemixnotice Change image and share on social
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.' Elayne Boosler bikeboatbox share on social
In the film industry, we tend to pick up where others have left off, and I'd like to think the influences I picked up from Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme are visible in my work. Scott Adkins brucechanclaude share on social
When we started 'Perry Mason,' we thought it might go a year. Raymond Burr masonperrystart Change image and share on social
From a good lie in the middle of a fairway bunker, I'll make the same swing as I do from an average fairway lie. I'll dig my feet in slightly and keep my lower body stable so I won't slip, but I don't change my club selection or setup. It's only when the ball is sitting down in the sand that I'll make some modifications. Ernie Els averageballbody share on social