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I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy. Elaine Stritch alleybananacomedy share on social
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that. Elaine Stritch changedoctorface Change image and share on social
I could have made a lot of money doing 'Golden Girls,' and I would have been good. But the image of it! And for me to work with Betty White every day would be like taking cyanide. Elaine Stritch bettycyanideday Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
This was a tragic event in human history, but by paying tribute to the Armenian community we ensure the lessons of the Armenian genocide are properly understood and acknowledged. Jerry Costello acknowledgearmeniancommunity Change image and share on social