When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedy crap play
I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy. Elaine Stritch alleybananacomedy share on social
I don't have to go to a doctor and have my face changed. It terrifies me that women do that. Elaine Stritch changedoctorface Change image and share on social
I could have made a lot of money doing 'Golden Girls,' and I would have been good. But the image of it! And for me to work with Betty White every day would be like taking cyanide. Elaine Stritch bettycyanideday Change image and share on social
I'm all in favor of people - myself included - going into the same territory if there's something that can be done with it. But if somebody says, 'Make a sequel to 'Heathers',' I feel like, no, someone should make a good movie that's a dark, satirical comedy that has that sensibility. Michael Lehmann comedydarkfavor share on social
I don't think they're going to pay me to play Mufasa. Keith David mufasapayplay Change image and share on social
I'm a guy who's passionate about singing, but I can't sing for crap. Christopher Mintz-Plasse crapguypassionate Change image and share on social