Edgar Bergen

But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?

OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.

You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.

I think that, in almost all human beings, there is buried a profound tribal instinct that makes us very susceptible to being aroused to patriotic fervour.

I've never said I'm a communist.

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.