Earl Weaver

Momentum? Momentum is the next day's starting pitcher.

You win pennants in the off season when you build your teams with trades and free agents.

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!