Top 91 Quotes by Drew Carey

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports.

I don't do one show and wish I was doing something else.

What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously.

Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label.

I'm down to earth; people sense that and they appreciate it.

I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.

If you're wearing a Bluetooth thing and you've got that thing on your belt, you are working for somebody else. You are not the guy in charge. That's a really good social status indicator.

I always thought I was going to die before I was 60.

When the show's in production, we work for three weeks at a time and then take a week off.