I'd buy joke books and try doing them at school; I always had jokes. That would be my go-to thing at parties: I'd be able to get through them if I just told enough jokes. Otherwise, I wouldn't end up talking to anybody. Drew Carey bookbuyend share on social
I am never out there just jogging for the heck of it. I never do that. I start to run with a goal in mind, whether it's a certain time or certain distance or a specific heart-rate goal, and then I am done. Drew Carey distancegoalheart share on social
'Green Screen' was a total experiment. I'm glad we did it, but it was just tough on that network to get it going. Drew Carey experimentgladgreen Change image and share on social
TV is easier: it's all planned out for you, and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up, but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. To me, that's more pure. Drew Carey audienceclubcomedy share on social
When I did Comic Relief, I did it to be on the show; it's a badge of honor as a comedian to do that show. Drew Carey badgecomediancomic Change image and share on social
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. Drew Carey dependfinancialgoal share on social
When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. Drew Carey loseplaypoker Change image and share on social
After all, game shows are not like working in a coal mine. Drew Carey coalgamemine Change image and share on social
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful. Drew Carey funnysuccessful Change image and share on social
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. Drew Carey gameretiresoccer Change image and share on social
