Dr. Seuss

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

I stay out of politics because if I begin thinking too much about politics, I'll probably... drop writing children's books and become a political cartoonist again.

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.

I'm not afraid of wanting money at all. Money will give me more power to do things that are truer to my spirit than what I'm already doing.

A 'live' show is either alive or not. Free speech is free or it is not. Viewers are free to use their remote or TiVo. Parents are responsible or they are not.